Happy Easter

It is Easter Sunday, and I am yet again in the office. This time, my main challenge is the 15 mandarins sitting on my desk. Sainsbury's were having one of their two for one offers, and it seemed churlish to refuse them. Unfortunately, my mandarin capacity is, I fear, somewhat limited. I suspect I shall be becoming Mandarin Man at tea time tomorrow. If anyone comes in, that is. I just find it very difficult to get into the mandarins; it takes about 5 minutes to peel and 5 seconds to eat. That simply isn't right. I want a mandarin peeler. Perhaps monkeys could be trained to do that. You could have a monkey in each office and whenever you had a tricky mandarin/banana/parcel the monkey could open it.

My cheescake capacity is something to behold, however. I ate 80% of one yesterday...I could have eaten the whole thing, but I thought that discretion was the better part of valour. Actually, I was concerned about not having anything to eat today. Shouldn't have worried: I have plenty of mandarins.