Monday, February 26, 2007

Floreat Etona! Jolly Boating Songs!


Well, I think that the tagline for my blog should change again. I have achieved gainful employment. In a surprising act of faith, Eton College have decided to offer me a position as physics master. From September I shall be a 'beak', wearing lovely pinstripe trousers, waistcoat, white tie and tails. I shall be taking charge of 'divs' (those are actually lessons, not the pupils!), 'schools' (so are those) and various games. They are very keen on games.

I am being sucked inexorably into the Establishment. The Establishment is pictured above, in all its black and white glory.

Of course, the best thing about it are the 4 months of holiday and inclusive accommodation. That, and access to their 2 swimming pools, several squash courts, 9-hole golf course and everything else. The pupils are also very eager, which is encouraging for a new teacher.

5 Comments:

Blogger James said...

Well done! You are no longer `nothing'.

2:12 pm, February 26, 2007  
Blogger Pediment said...

What am I?

2:27 pm, February 26, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMFG. Good luck and all. Will you teach them many Scottish sports as well?

3:20 pm, February 26, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What, like curling and shinty? Never played them myself. The teacher that showed me round expressed mild disappointment that the school didn't have an ice-rink.

3:48 pm, February 26, 2007  
Blogger James said...

I guess you are a beak. Whatever the f*** that is.

5:26 pm, February 26, 2007  

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